Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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