That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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