kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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