Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
This gyro tastes like lonliness
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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