I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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