Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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