Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you made out with another girl for some wings
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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