I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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