I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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