I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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