so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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