hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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