Non-Jews are for practice
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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