walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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