Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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