it wasn't lemon gatorade
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
this hospital has no fireball
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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