We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
