miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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