what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
