home. puking in laundry basket.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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