We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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