i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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