Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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