I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she peed on how many people?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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