I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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