paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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