discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My feet surprised me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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