i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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