My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I woke up under a house in Key West
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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