On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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