She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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