I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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