great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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