honey bunches of taint.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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