just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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