maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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