SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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