I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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