How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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