no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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