when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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