He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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