we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
