You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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