I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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