google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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