I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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