should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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