You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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