so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
