IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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