i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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