You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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