she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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