Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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