is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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