It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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